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Hey here's the rules....

Posted by akmeteor - December 31st, 2008


GAME REVIEW!!!!

Here's how I'll be doing it from now on. Home call, which is Zero Punctuation style, except with typing.

Doctor's bill- Rating them like this 10/10

Finally I'll be doing video reviews involving a picture of the game to open and then a small flash animation on youtube.

HOME CALL!!!!

Fallout 3 is a Role-Playing game by Bethesda Software, who made such great games as the Elder Scrolls series, and the first two Fallout games. This is different from the Elder Scrolls as 1. It's in post-apocalyptic U.S. and 2. there's guns. This allows you to play a very diverse character. Yet this creative idea goes straight to hell when you find out almost all characters use MOTHER FUCKING GUNS!!! I know that's the big thing in this game, but melee users are royally fucked. The plot was good and i mean it WAS good. Your dad left you go try to find him, you do stupid fetching quests, you find your dad, the enclave comes and your dad dies, you go find the G.E.C.K. which allows life to be created when there is none to help make project purity. This allows the irradiated water to be clean and pure. Yet tragedy strikes because SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT you die starting up the purifier.

Now here's the real review. The way Fallout 3 plays is beautiful, the fire style works. VERY WELL in fact. So well that I'm still playing after i beat it.

I WILL CONTINUE THIS LATER!!!


Comments

Yeah I'm being lazy

Actually, I made the girl die at the purifier.

thats cuz you suck and were evil

Not Yahtzee enough. Good try though.

i said kinda like ZP

It was an ok game. My 360 kept on freezing on the last mission though. btw did u talk the Colonel out of fighting? It took me a while, but no blood was spilt other than my own in the purifier.

I just shot him up then laughed

lol, thats demented but funneh. I'm going for the evil achievement btw and the "doesn't play well with others one too" Quickest way to do both? Mass Slaughter of all the cities. Rivet city, Megaton, Paradise falls, tenpenny tower, and a raider mine.

i has not gotten high enough levels...

At first I thought it was horrible, but then it turns out to be fun... No laws no rules, just do what you please }:-)

yup thats fallout3

Obama kick SEERIIOUS A$$

LIES!!!

....in bed with Ariana!
HA!

FUCK YOU

I jk. I big B==D

damn straight you do

id give fallout 3 an 8/10, because its so easy to get killed and theres a shortage of ammo. oh, and your gun breaks down waaay too often.

like it would in the wilderness?

Fallout 3 sounds like a superty-duper fun game and all, but don't go hating on the fact that everyone uses guns. Y'ever heard of the Fat Man? Y'know, that gun that shoots MINI FUCKING NUKES?!! Peons would run around with pistols and the occasional rifle/shotgun, but the system in which certain guns are better than others actually makes it so you're not slaying super-giant-radioactive mutants with a revolver.

P.S. I've never played this game, but my friend Brian jabbers on about it so much that I might as well have.

nice

Turns out there's some sort of alien gun.... 0_0

Yup and i use it all the fucking time.

How the Pros in TF2 do it:
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Love,
TEH SCOUT LOL

SHIT!!!

I shot the sheriff. Simm's=dead

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I gots the Experimental MIRV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But I quit playin FO3 a week back.

oh ok then

MIRV + Megaton= ded sheriff :3

Mirv + Your mother= EDN OF TEH WURLDS!!!

C'mere Tim! C'mere, touch my barrel! :3

LAWL